We really can't get a word in edgewise around here. Usually, what the boys want to say when they interrupt us is totally pointless (or they want something), but every once in a while, they treat us to a little gem:
Ryan: Graduation was really great last night.
Me: Oh? How so?
Calvin (interrupting): Hey! Dad! I got something!
Roses are red,
Graduation is here,
And your feet smell like stink!
That's my boy...