Things We've Learned So Far This Summer

-Unless you want snow in your house, diaper nun chucks are not a good idea.
- Don't leave freezie pops open and available if Max is around.
- Make sure your catch partner is looking before you throw the baseball.
- Birds like mulberries, too.
- If Max has undies on, don't forget to set the potty timer.
- When you run out of toilet candy, "marshmeadows" make a great replacement.
- Make sure Max isn't right behind you when you close the back door on his fit throwing.