- Force hire child laborers to harvest for freezie pops.
- Substitute for eggplant to invent “Squash Parmesan.”
- Trick your pirates into eating “Doubloons.”
- Fry in butter with cinnamon and brown sugar – unless you have apples coming out of your ears, too.
- Cut into every dish.
- Chop into massive vat of salsa
- Puree’ a huge batch and freeze in baby food jars to sneak into sauces, pancakes, and baked goods (a’ la Deceptively Delicious).
- Cut into medallions, freeze on cookie sheets, then bag and store in deep freeze.
- Pick them smaller and smaller each day
- Get really picky about bad spots and seedy portions.
- Giggle with glee when some in the fridge are too soft to use.
- Send home with neighbors, friends, and family.
- Rejoice when the goats get loose and tromp through the squash patch.
- Hack off wayward vines. Laugh an evil laugh.
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